something I want you to do.
Could you repeat after me, in Lefi’s voice?”
“Okay!”
“Alright, here goes.
‘Howdy Pardner.
Ah’m y’alls Supuhrareem Derragon, Leficios.’”
“Howdy Pardner.
Ah’m y’alls Supuhrareem Derragon, Leficios.”
L O L
“Not bad, not bad at all,” I said between fits of laughter.
“You sound just like her.
Alright, next, ‘Naw’t even a proud ass derragon laik me’s able to do much of anythang at all, uhyuk!’”
“Naw’t even a proud ass derragon laik me’s able to do much of anythang at all, uhyuk!”
“Pffffffftttttttttt” I bent over in an uncontrollable fit of laughter.
“That’s hilarious.
You’re a great actor, and you’re super duper good at making people smile.
Alright, now say, ‘I am sorry.
I shall do whatever I must to please yo—’”
“What is it that you are doing, Yuki?”
A chill shot up my spine as I heard Lefi’s voice.
And not from Shii.
Reluctantly, I turned around with all of the agility of a rusty robot. Oh shit oh shit oh shit!
“Whatever it is, I see that you are enjoying yourself.” The glare she was giving me was the coldest I’d ever seen from her.
“How long have you been here?” I tried to plead innocent.
“I have been observing since you began to instruct Shii in the art of ridicule.”
“A-alright, calm down, Lefi.
Don’t be rash, and take a deep breath.”
“I fail to see why you are asking that of me.
I am perfectly calm.
Can you not see my smile? I assure you that it is as bright as the morning sun.”
“Well, Lefi, I hate to break it to you, but happy people don’t clench their fists in rage.”
“That, I believe, is a result of a difference in our perceptions.
I am truly happy, Yuki.
It brightens my day to imagine how bruised and battered you will be once I am finished with you.”
“I fucking knew it! You’re totally raring to punch me!”
I popped my wings out and took off before she had the chance to slug me in the face.
“You will not escape me, Yuki!”
She did the same and immediately began chasing me down.
Her overwhelming speed made it so that she was hot on my heels in a matter of moments, even in spite of my head start.
“You’ve been way too violent lately!” I shouted, as I desperately milked my wings for every last ounce of speed.
“You can’t just solve every goddamn problem you encounter with violence, you know!”
“You have become much stronger, Yuki.
I am now able to hit you without restraining the force of my blows!”
“Ohhhhhhh hell naw! Get me the fuck outta here!” I screamed, as I somehow pushed myself to flap even harder.
“Domestic violence is unhealthy!”
“Domestic violence? This is no such thing,” she said in a cold “happy” tone.
“It is only natural for me to knock sense into my mate should he begin to act like an imbecile.
It is a natural form of communication required of every functional household.”
“You clearly don’t know what a functional household is! And besides, it’s not like you haven’t asked Shii to say shit! Why am I the only one that has to suffer!?”
“S-she informed you of that!?” Lefi squeaked.
Her face turned dark as she muttered an absolutely terrifying declaration under her breath.
“You have left me with no choice but to thoroughly erase your memories.”
“Oh, come on! That’s just plain unfair!”
Our midair chase sequence came with the cost of leaving the slime behind.
However, she was not distraught by the development at all.
In fact, the opposite was true.
She was regarding us with a look of bliss.
“They’re showing off how much they love each other again,” she said, in the bubbliest of tones.
While we certainly would have loved to deny her accusation, we both were far too preoccupied with a high-stakes game of cat and mouse to actually do so.
Despite my best efforts, my desperate attempt at escaping my bride more or less ended up exactly as expected.
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