Ch1 – He is super good at being a scum.

Editor: LotusEater

The early morning sun slanted in through the window lattice.
The beam of light fell on the soft bed, coating the teenager laying there in a layer of soft gold. 

His fair skin was flushed from his deep sleep, and a thin layer of sweat accumulated on the tip of his nose.
He slept very peacefully.

Soon, there was a steady set of knocks upon the door.

 

Knock.

Knock. 

“Young Master Lu, are you awake?”

 

“…”

“Young master, it’s time for you to have breakfast.”

“…”

 

Lu Mo opened his eyes.
They were emerald green and glowed with a shallow golden light from the sun, making his whole being appear very pure.

Everything about him was so beautiful – that is, if you ignored the dullness in his eyes, he was indeed beautiful.

[Strategy Assistant reminder: Your scum points have increased by 0 within the past month.
Please continue to work hard.]

Lu Mo looked at the ceiling expressionlessly, and spat out a sentence half a day later, “I really suspect it’s a bug.” 

[It is impossible for Strategy Assistants to have bugs.]

Lu Mo slowly pulled the quilt up to cover his head, and woefully twisted around on the bed.

Why?

Why?? 

He had worked very hard to be a scum.
He had worked really hard! He suspected that the whole world was targeting him!!

Lu Mo came to this world three years ago and spent a whole year being bewildered by the setting of the world.

Although the beings here looked no different from the humans on earth, their ancestors were all kinds of zergs of different shapes and sizes.

Naturally, there was no distinction between ‘men’ and ‘women’ zergs.
There were only males, females and sub females.
The number of males were extremely rare, and the ratio of females to males had reached an almost alarming 100:1. 

Such a proportion was bound to cause great turmoil in human society.
Yet, instead, it had struck a strange balance in the zerg world.

The zergs did their best to support the males.
Every male was a treasure.
Even a male with a low genetic grade was treated better than a female with a B-grade or higher.

 

Lu Mo had transmigrated into a weak male, and the only requirement given to him by the system was —

【 Please try your best to play your role as a scum male zerg.
After completing the plot, rewards will be given based on your scum value.
All rewards can be brought back to your original world.
】 

Lu Mo was dazzled by the rich offer.
The thought of never having to do a 996 again, nor having to move bricks to his boss’s villa, made his whole body burst with enthusiasm!

Be a scumbag? Well, I’m super good at that!

With such enthusiasm, he had worked diligently on the road of the scum for three years.

…The results were extremely bleak.
No matter how scummy he acted, all he got in return were extremely grateful looks from the zergs. 

It would seem that all the females here had a serious illness.

Lu Mo took a deep breath and sat up.
The mirror at the end of the bed reflected his appearance.

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The pure bear-child-demeanor that made you angry no matter how you looked at it.

…

Lu Mo nodded and felt he was in a particularly good state today. 

It was a state in which he could earn three thousand scum points.

He jumped out of the bed and opened the door in a pair of fluffy slippers.
Outside the door was a tall female zerg in a butler’s uniform.
Upon seeing Lu Mo, he said respectfully, “Young master, it is time for breakfast.”

The butler pushed in a breakfast cart.
The smell of steaming bread and creamy soup really poked one’s appetite.

The arrogant teenager looked at him quietly, a gloomy look in his(LM) eyes. 

He stretched out his hand and picked up the bowl with his slender and fair fingers.
In the next moment, his expression changed drastically and he abruptly poured the soup over the butler!

“So hot, are you trying to burn me to death!!”

 

The female zerg immediately knelt down on one knee: “Master, please punish me!”

The soup wasn’t actually hot anymore, instead it was carefully and properly maintained at the perfect temperature, so it didn’t scald the butler when thrown. 

The sticky soup flowed all the way from the butler’s face to his clothes, staining the clean and tidy uniform.
You could imagine how uncomfortable it was with just a glance.

Lu Mo looked away uncomfortably.
He thought such an act was too scummy and started to feel displeased with himself.

Despite that, in his mind he asked with anticipation: [How about it, was it fruitful?]

Rule one of being a scum man: Find fault for no reason! Just get on their bad side! 

The little strategy assistant did not respond at all.

Likewise, the female zerg also did not respond.

No, it didn’t matter.
He still had a card up his sleeve!

Lu Mo pursed his lips, tilted his head, and smiled at the female zerg in smooth succession: “My butler, if you want to make me happy, you might as well–” 

He stretched out his hand, and swiftly pulled the butler into his arms, touching his cheek affectionately: “How about using your body to make me happy?”

As soon as he spoke, even Lu Mo couldn’t help twisting his face.

The butler had worked for this family since the generation of the original’s male father.
To him, he was a very respectable elder.

Rule two of being a scum man: Workplace harassment! Greasy boss! 

Rule three of being a scum man: Do it with elders who are good to you! Inhumane!

When these two rules were fused together, the killing power was comparable to a nuclear bomb.
Even the system was amazed by it.

[Lu Mo, your progress is amazing.]