Ch1 – He is super good at being a scum.

Editor: LotusEater

The early morning sun slanted in through the window lattice.
The beam of light fell on the soft bed, coating the teenager laying there in a layer of soft gold. 

His fair skin was flushed from his deep sleep, and a thin layer of sweat accumulated on the tip of his nose.
He slept very peacefully.

Soon, there was a steady set of knocks upon the door.

 

Knock.

Knock. 

“Young Master Lu, are you awake?”

 

“…”

“Young master, it’s time for you to have breakfast.”

“…”

 

Lu Mo opened his eyes.
They were emerald green and glowed with a shallow golden light from the sun, making his whole being appear very pure.

Everything about him was so beautiful – that is, if you ignored the dullness in his eyes, he was indeed beautiful.

[Strategy Assistant reminder: Your scum points have increased by 0 within the past month.
Please continue to work hard.]

Lu Mo looked at the ceiling expressionlessly, and spat out a sentence half a day later, “I really suspect it’s a bug.” 

[It is impossible for Strategy Assistants to have bugs.]

Lu Mo slowly pulled the quilt up to cover his head, and woefully twisted around on the bed.

Why?

Why?? 

He had worked very hard to be a scum.
He had worked really hard! He suspected that the whole world was targeting him!!

Lu Mo came to this world three years ago and spent a whole year being bewildered by the setting of the world.

Although the beings here looked no different from the humans on earth, their ancestors were all kinds of zergs of different shapes and sizes.

Naturally, there was no distinction between ‘men’ and ‘women’ zergs.
There were only males, females and sub females.
The number of males were extremely rare, and the ratio of females to males had reached an almost alarming 100:1. 

Such a proportion was bound to cause great turmoil in human society.
Yet, instead, it had struck a strange balance in the zerg world.

The zergs did their best to support the males.
Every male was a treasure.
Even a male with a low genetic grade was treated better than a female with a B-grade or higher.

 

Lu Mo had transmigrated into a weak male, and the only requirement given to him by the system was —

【 Please try your best to play your role as a scum male zerg.
After completing the plot, rewards will be given based on your scum value.
All rewards can be brought back to your original world.
】 

Lu Mo was dazzled by the rich offer.
The thought of never having to do a 996 again, nor having to move bricks to his boss’s villa, made his whole body burst with enthusiasm!

Be a scumbag? Well, I’m super good at that!

With such enthusiasm, he had worked diligently on the road of the scum for three years.

…The results were extremely bleak.
No matter how scummy he acted, all he got in return were extremely grateful looks from the zergs. 

It would seem that all the females here had a serious illness.

Lu Mo took a deep breath and sat up.
The mirror at the end of the bed reflected his appearance.

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The pure bear-child-demeanor that made you angry no matter how you looked at it.

…

Lu Mo nodded and felt he was in a particularly good state today. 

It was a state in which he could earn three thousand scum points.

He jumped out of the bed and opened the door in a pair of fluffy slippers.
Outside the door was a tall female zerg in a butler’s uniform.
Upon seeing Lu Mo, he said respectfully, “Young master, it is time for breakfast.”

The butler pushed in a breakfast cart.
The smell of steaming bread and creamy soup really poked one’s appetite.

The arrogant teenager looked at him quietly, a gloomy look in his(LM) eyes. 

He stretched out his hand and picked up the bowl with his slender and fair fingers.
In the next moment, his expression changed drastically and he abruptly poured the soup over the butler!

“So hot, are you trying to burn me to death!!”

 

The female zerg immediately knelt down on one knee: “Master, please punish me!”

The soup wasn’t actually hot anymore, instead it was carefully and properly maintained at the perfect temperature, so it didn’t scald the butler when thrown. 

The sticky soup flowed all the way from the butler’s face to his clothes, staining the clean and tidy uniform.
You could imagine how uncomfortable it was with just a glance.

Lu Mo looked away uncomfortably.
He thought such an act was too scummy and started to feel displeased with himself.

Despite that, in his mind he asked with anticipation: [How about it, was it fruitful?]

Rule one of being a scum man: Find fault for no reason! Just get on their bad side! 

The little strategy assistant did not respond at all.

Likewise, the female zerg also did not respond.

No, it didn’t matter.
He still had a card up his sleeve!

Lu Mo pursed his lips, tilted his head, and smiled at the female zerg in smooth succession: “My butler, if you want to make me happy, you might as well–” 

He stretched out his hand, and swiftly pulled the butler into his arms, touching his cheek affectionately: “How about using your body to make me happy?”

As soon as he spoke, even Lu Mo couldn’t help twisting his face.

The butler had worked for this family since the generation of the original’s male father.
To him, he was a very respectable elder.

Rule two of being a scum man: Workplace harassment! Greasy boss! 

Rule three of being a scum man: Do it with elders who are good to you! Inhumane!

When these two rules were fused together, the killing power was comparable to a nuclear bomb.
Even the system was amazed by it.

[Lu Mo, your progress is amazing.]

Lu Mo gritted his teeth and released his spiritual power, then trembled into the butler’s spiritual sea. 

After spending three years in this world, he also had developed the corresponding common sense and knowledge about the world.
For example, what he was doing now could only be done between extremely intimate partners.
By analogy, it would be considered kissing on earth.

He suppressed his disgust with himself and smiled at the butler, “Your spiritual sea is quite interesting.”

 

Said butler was shocked.

Gazing at the male zerg’s rapidly paling face, the butler couldn’t help but feel a pang in his heart. 

Unexpectedly… It was spiritual guidance!

All zergs were born with spiritual power, but although females have an especially profound power, it could not be used.
Over time, their spiritual sea went more and more out of control, yet it could not be channeled.
This would eventually affect the physical health of the female zerg.

Partnerless female zergs had an average lifespan of about only a hundred years for this reason.

Only males, who could use spiritual power, could channel for females.
This not only resulted in a longer lifespan, but was also spiritual sea guidance that prevented aggression in females.
With this, they could experience a rare peace of mind. 

It’s just that… Such guidance was too much of a burden for the delicate males, and each time they channeled through a female, they would become very exhausted and could even fall into a coma.

Therefore, only the most favoured females would have their spiritual sea reluctantly channeled through by a male.
Other female zergs, even with a large amount of money, could barely get a low grade male to guide their spiritual sea for them.

The young master… was always like this.
His mouth was bad, but his heart was much softer than other males.

The butler stretched out his hands, held Lu Mo down with firm eyes, and said, “Young master, you can’t do this.
You shouldn’t do this.” 

[Ding! Rejection received, scum value has increased by 10!]

Lu Mo almost cried with joy.

Looking at the butler’s resistant expression, how could Lu Mo stop? The effort must be intensified.

His spiritual power swam wildly in the butler’s chaotic spiritual sea – speaking of which, it should be mentioned that the butler really hated this.
His(butler) spiritual sea seemed to be a hurricane, Lu Mo’s spiritual power was being collided against head-on and he could barely make his way through. 

But a man dazzled by rewards would never give up!

When encountering a hurricane-like area, he fought bravely; when he encountered a whirlpool, he fought bravely; even the most monstrous waves could not stop his crazy charge.

After an unknown period of time, the spiritual sea finally came to a still and turned calm.

Lu Mo fell backwards and sat on the ground, his body covered in sweat while he panted heavily. 

Flirting with people was really hard work…

The butler peered at Lu Mo with a complicated expression and said in a low voice, “Young master, please don’t do this again.”

 

Lu Mo raised his chin arrogantly and said in a cold voice, “Don’t care about what you shouldn’t care about, I’m tired of it.
Why don’t you get out of here!”

“…Yes.” 

Lu Mo: “…”

Watching the butler’s figure retreat, Lu Mo opened his mouth only to close it right after.
His heart ached.

No, I was very scummy.
You should’ve scolded me! It’s best to just beat me up!

Don’t pity that I am a delicate flower, you should hang an evil feudal landlord like me to death on a street lamp! 

… After all, he was a person who hadn’t experienced nine years of compulsory education, alas!

Lu Mo squatted on the ground, picked up the bread that he had knocked to the ground, and bit into half of it.
The crisp skin and soft texture of the interior made his eyes squint.

It was delicious.

Suddenly, the system – which had always been calm and collected – sounded an alarm in his mind! 

[Attention! High-grade energy detected from the front!]

[One of the main characters of the plot is about to make his appearance!]

[Please tidy up your makeup and face him with the highest level of scum attitude!]

Lu Mo: What — 

Hasn’t it been three years since you told me there was a plot? He still wasn’t quite prepared for this!

He subconsciously looked out the window.
In the brightly lit sky, a meteor shot across and fell in the direction of Lu Mo with unmatched momentum.

Boom—

With a blast, the meteor crashed down in front of Lu Mo’s eyes.
The waves of air it brought over blew Lu Mo backwards, sending him crashing hard against the wall. 

The male zerg protection mechanism that he carried around with him played its role at this time.
The soft airbag popped out, wrapping Lu Mo up whole.

However, Lu Mo still fainted for a brief moment.
A male zerg’s bodily strength was not much different from that of an earthling.
Force comparable to a caress for females was already nearly enough to give him a concussion.

 

“What the…”

He struggled to poke his head out of the airbag and was met with a pair of bright red eyes. 

A tall man drenched in blood stood up from the deep hole in the floor.
He was wearing a slim uniform, and his handsome face was full of hostility.

He looked at Lu Mo coldly, and in the next moment a snowy blade was placed against the side of Lu Mo’s neck.

“Male zerg?”

The man had a gloomy expression: “Get lost.” 

[Ding!!!!]

[Powerfully abused! Scum value has increased by 100!]

[Being threatened with your life! Scum value has increased by 1000!]

[Scum level breakthrough! Primary reward pack has been issued, please check it in your backpack later!] 

Lu Mo: …

Lu Mo: !!!

The man covered in blood was simply like a big walking gold mine in his eyes at the moment, making him tremble and almost cry out:

Are you an angel sent from heaven? 

In the next moment, the walking gold mine closed his eyes and collapsed.

Lu Mo quickly stretched out his hands and caught the big gold mine.

The man’s face was against his neck, it felt delicate and hot to the touch.

Lu Mo was stunned.
He smelt the scent of blood and rust.
He had thought the rust scent came from all the blood covering the man.
It was only when he got closer did he realize that it seemed to be the smell of the man’s pheromones… 

He hugged the big gold mine and whispered, “Please don’t die.”

My performance depends on you.