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d a spacesuit, as well as fasting pills.
I have done all sorts of preparations, and I ’ve kept them in my size-reducing purse since a long time ago! ”

As she finished speaking, Soft Feather ’s eyes glowed brightly, her face full of anticipation and longing.
She really wanted to be sent straight into space by Senior White on a disposable flying sword.

Thrice Reckless turned his head around and looked at his fellow daoists from the Nine Provinces Number One Group.
Afterward, he looked up to the starry sky at a 45-degree angle… complex emotions were welling up in his heart.

Soft Feather ’s reply was reasonable, and Thrice Reckless was left entirely speechless… in other words, so many fellow daoists in the Nine Provinces Number Group shot themselves in the foot because they had little to no ’self-awareness ’?

”Ahem, don ’t get sidetracked… right now, we should rack our brains and think about how we can cheer Senior White up! ” True Monarch Yellow Mountain brought everyone back to the main topic.
This was the most important thing at hand.
They definitely had to bring out the adorable nature of Senior White…
no, they had to make Senior White happy again in order to get him to forget the ’Senior White ’s expressions package ’ incident.

At this time, Doudou said joyfully, ”If you want to make Senior White happy again, I have a neat trick.
Woof, woof. ”

Right now, he had the size of a small pekingese, and there was also a palm-sized Yu Jiaojiao riding on his back.
This combination was especially cute.

”What kind of trick, Doudou? ” True Monarch Yellow Mountain asked curiously.

Doudou happily replied, ”Hehehe, I will tell you if you call me ’master ’ three times, stupid Yellow Mountain.
Woof! ”

True Monarch Yellow Mountain sighed deeply—how did he raise such a stupid dog?

”Doudou, ” True Monarch Yellow Mountain said in a serious tone, ”the girl from the Chu Family who was laying on your back is named Chu Chu, right? ”

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”So what? ” Doudou asked in response.

”Doudou. ” True Monarch Yellow Mountain ’s tone became even more serious.
”I heard that your friend, a female cat monster in Beijing, is also called Chu Chu, correct? ”

”They only have the same name. ” Doudou snorted coldly.

”Doudou, ” True Monarch Yellow Mountain continued, ”I heard that you have an online wife, and that wife also has the two characters ’Chu Chu ’ in her name? ”

”Stupid Yellow Mountain, you ’re spying on me? Woof! ” Doudou shouted with all his might.

”Do you still want me to continue? You stupid pekingese with a Chu Chu complex! Do you really want me to reveal and expose your inner and darkest dirty secrets that should never see the light? ” True Monarch Yellow Mountain stared at Doudou with his torch-like eyes.

Doudou couldn ’t help but shrink back.

”Do you know what to do next? ” True Monarch Yellow Mountain said coldly.

Doudou pondered for a bit, then lay on the ground with zero dignity as he said, ”I ’m sorry, Lord Yellow Mountain! ”

”I can ’t hear you, and your tone is not sincere! ” True Monarch Yellow Mountain said coldly and arrogantly.

”I am sorry, Lord Yellow Mountain.
Woof, woof.
I am Lord Yellow Mountain ’s little loyal Doudou… Lord is a generous man; please forgive me my past wrongdoings.
Woof, woof! ” Doudou cried loudly.

”Very well.
Go on and tell me the secret to make Senior White happy! ” said True Monarch Yellow Mountain.

”Song Shuhang is preparing to shoot a movie… when he mentioned it to Venerable White, the latter looked very interested, ” answered Doudou.

At this time, Yu Jiaojiao hurriedly raised her hand and said, ”I know about this matter as well.
I even know that there ’s a writer that writes interesting stuff, and we ’re going to kidnap him and put him into a small black room, making him write the script. ”

When Northern River ’s Loose Cultivator heard it, he suddenly sighed with emotion and said, ”It ’s a suggestion made by little friend Song Shuhang? Hehe, seems like he had a hard time over the past two days! ”

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That was also true… Song Shuhang was the one who started the whole ’Senior White ’s expressions package ’ thing.
He had been spending the past few days with Venerable White.
After the whole expressions package incident, one could only imagine little friend Shuhang ’s plight.
It must have been really hard on him if he actually thought of shooting a movie to please Senior White.

”Shooting a movie? Seems like a good idea! ” True Monarch Yellow Mountain clapped his hands.
”In that case, let ’s take action and provide adequate support to little friend Shuhang and create a movie that would stir the whole nation! ”

”Would that be enough to satisfy Venerable White? Why don ’t we play it safe a little… let ’s create a movie that would stir the entire world! ” suggested True Monarch Ancient Lake Temple.

The fellow daoists within the Nine Provinces Number Group all supported this idea.

At this time, True Monarch Yellow Mountain secretly heaved a sigh—he actually managed to subdue Doudou this time around.
Speaking of which, does Doudou truly have a ’Chu Chu complex ’? There is definitely a story behind it.
It seems I need to dig out more information to make sure.
It would be the best blackmail material to use against Doudou.

Yes… the ’secrets ’ True Monarch referred to were merely a scare tactic he employed to deal with Doudou.

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Just as the fellow daoists in the Nine Provinces Number One Group were talking amongst themselves, the last battle of the second category on the Grievance Settling Platform came to an end.

Chu Family ’s Chu Yong was defeated.

Even though Xu Zheng ’s junior brother received an injury from the supervisor earlier and got hurt, after the beast-like fellow got patched up, he still managed to defeat Chu Yong easily.

”The Illusory Sword School is the final winner of the second category of the Grievance Settling Platform. ” When the supervisor announced the results, he secretly glanced at the members of the Nine Provinces Number One Group sitting in a row in the camp of the Chu Family.

He was worried that when he announced the results, it would cause unhappiness amongst them.

The pressure was too great!

Supervising the conflict on the Grievance Settling Platform this time was so goddamn difficult!

”Next, the matches of the first category of the Grievance Settling Platform shall begin.
Participants from both sides, please step onto the platform, ” said the other supervisor…