Glamorous Fraudulent Marriage of The Fake Saintess

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It was like someone was hitting me in the head with a hammer.

“Ugh….”

I groaned, struggling to open my eyes.
I had a pounding headache. 

What did I do last night? Oh right, didn’t I attend Soyeon’s birthday party? I was so excited that I couldn’t stop myself from drinking.
I ended up downing more liquor than a lightweight like me could handle. 

‘God, you are punishing me right now?’

My head felt like it was about to break, it was the worst hangover I’ve ever had.
Let’s drink some water first.
I finally fully opened my eyes.

‘Huh?’

When my vision cleared, it wasn’t the childish flower-print wallpaper of Soyeon’s house that greeted me, nor was it the white ceiling of my house.

“Wha- Huh?”

“Wh-wh-who?”

The bare shoulders of a naked man came into sight. 

‘Ahh!’

I bolted upright, clamping my mouth shut.
My vision was filled with his chest and shoulders. 

His collarbones were recessed beneath broad shoulders, with defined muscles under smooth skin. 

What the hell am I looking at?

What the hell was this man with flawless abs doing in my bed?

‘What happened to me last night?’

The most perfect abs I’d ever seen flexed once more.
Then, a cold voice pierced my ears at the same time. 

“…..Who are you?”

‘Hyuk.’

My breath was caught in my throat as I raised my head in surprise. 

Blue eyes, bluer than the sky in winter, met mine.
Suddenly my lips stuttered unconsciously.

“….H-Hello?”

“Hello?”

The mysterious handsome man frowned.
In the next moment, my world was upturned. 

Rustle. Not even the chirping of birds were heard over the eerie silence that befell upon us.
Then suddenly, a cold object was held to my neck.

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“Are you kidding me? What are you doing in my bed?”

The man let out a low groan.
Wa-wait, this thing under my neck right now… is a dagger, right? Was it a real knife?

“Ca-calm down….
Please calm down.”

“Hey, I don’t want to play word games with you.
Identify yourself right now.”

The cold blade was pressed closer to my neck. 

This was driving me crazy.
My head was still throbbing from the hangover, and I wasn’t fully awake yet.

Furthermore, the man threatening me while he pinned me down had an unrealistically beautiful face, which was unsuitable for this bloody situation.

‘What the hell is going on here?!’

Is this not a dream? That’s it! I must be dreaming.
Right, this unrealistic situation couldn’t be real. I muttered in vain.

“What a strange dream, haha, ha.”

Then the handsome man’s face wrinkled again as if on cue.

“You must want to die.”

The wide side of the dagger pressed against my throat. 

Huff. I let out a small gasp.
The suffocating pain was too vivid as if it was real.

“Intruder, I don’t want to have a long discussion.
Now, you tell me who’s behind this, or–“

The blade of the dagger that was reflected in the man’s blue eyes flashed.
I realized instinctively-

This was a real situation.
I had no idea what had happened before waking up, but my life was currently in danger. 

I closed my eyes tightly as soon as I realized how crucial my next moves were. 

A video clip of ‘How to Cope When Met With a Strange Person’ that I watched one day flashed through my mind. 

When you’re threatened by a stranger, the first thing you should do is not engage in shallow self-defense.
The first thing ordinary people must do is…

“Kyaaah!”

Scream out loud to ask for help! The man flinched at the loud cry.

An opportunity! As I was about to turn over my body-

“Sir Ian! Are you all right?”

Snap. The door opened.

“Huh?” 

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I looked back at the door in surprise.
I screamed for help, but I didn’t expect it to come so quickly.

The man who opened the door saw us and hardened like a stone.
Only the handsome man who was attacking me spit out swear words in a low whisper.

“Shit.”

“Is there a problem!”

“Are you an intruder?”

People rushed into the room with their swords crossed.
Their bodies stiffened as soon as they saw us.

“Si-sir Ian.
This is….”

“Are you….
not an intruder?!”

“I-I am sorry Sir Ian! I’ll leave!”

“Wait!”

The man hurriedly shouted and got up.
The blanket that was covering us slipped at the same time.

“This isn’t the case at all! Wait—”

“Ah!”

The people’s eyes widened with surprise.
I looked down at my body with certainty, my figure that was hidden under the blanket was exposed.
The seductive purple silk slip worn last night and– 

‘Wait? What is this?’

I’ve never worn anything like this before! I freaked out at the erotic pajamas I had never seen before.
It wasn’t just that.
Hickeys were visible on an exposed portion of skin….

“Argh! What’s