Chapter 1 – Don’t Want to Be Popular on the First Day

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Shi Zhi lay on her back with her eyes closed, her hands folded on her flat stomach, and the whole person was extremely full of serenity.

She looked calm, whether it was the frantic trembling eyelids or the uncontrollable twitching in the corners of her mouth, they all showed how happy this person was in her heart.

Because–

She can be regarded as retired.

Shi Zhi used to work in the Quick Transmigration Bureau before, compared with her talented colleagues, Shi Zhi is the most common employee.
Doing tasks is like clocking in, there is no need to communicate with her boss and colleagues until after completing 999 tasks, the boss finally noticed her when she handed in her retirement application report.

The boss retained Shi Zhi, trying to move her with emotion and reasoned, “Quick Transmigration Bureau requires talents like Shi Zhi, without you is a great loss to the company”, and the boss makes promises that if Shi Zhi stayed, he would have a change her status become a full-time employee.

Shi Zhishi was deeply moved but still refused.

She was moved.

She pretends.

She can finally retire and welcome a good retirement life.
Who wants to be a company slave again? Are you kidding me?

Most of her colleagues want to return to their body of the real world after completing the task, but Shi Zhi chose to be put elsewhere.
She is an orphan with no father and no mother.
She was hit by a truck in an accident before entering the quick transmigration game, if she chose to go back, her body might not be able to piece together.
It’s better to start a new life.

Shi Zhi has already written down her wishes for a new identity not long ago: to be beautiful, to have a good figure, to be rich, and to have a lot of money.

At this moment, Shi Zhi is praying for the realization of her wish, and she unfolds the happy picture that she will see after opening her eyes.

It’s on a clean and beautiful island, sitting on a lounge, drinking coconut juice, and stepping on the soft sand, soaking in the sun; or taking a walk in a quiet forest villa with a small deer next to it…

[drop–]

There was an elongated and harsh mechanical sound in her mind, but to Shi Zhi, it was comparable to heavenly music.

The transmigration is over, the place is here, her perfect appearance, her superb retirement life, she is here.

“Shi Zhi, get out of the entertainment circle and go to hell!”

There was no sunny beach, no villa in the forest, and little deer.
When Shi Zhi opened her eyes, she saw two eggs whizzing towards her face one after another, with the sound of breaking wind.

Shi Zhi’s pupils shrink sharply.

This is not the right way to open her eyes, is it?

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“Shi Zhi!”

Everything happened so quickly that the assistant next to Shi Zhi only had time to shout.

Then they either stayed a little farther away or hid directly behind the woman, taking full advantage of an already dead friend.

There are too few of them to resist the angry male idol fans.
Shi Zhi has already committed public anger, and she doesn’t know where the wind has leaked.
The powerful male idol fans blocked Shi Zhi downstairs in the company.
It’s only a matter of time from swearing to throwing things away to vent their anger.

It’s completely exploded now.

The one who was surrounded was wearing a flamboyant red skirt.
The skirt was slim-fit, outlining a good figure with a convex front and a cocked back.
If such a color is not worn well, it will look tacky, but even if the people on the scene hate her, they have to say that this color matches her very well.

Full of beauty, standing in the crowd is the most dazzling existence, probably because of the scandals in the past two days.
The spirit is a little worse, it looks a little haggard, but it is still beautiful, and even a little more charming.

However, after half a second, the two eggs would smash flowers on this beautiful face.

Even the male idol fans hesitated a little, but only a little.

Their hype spirit still is ‘damn her’!

However, after half a second, the egg did not smash into a flower on Shi Zhi’s face.
Shi Zhi, who had already seemed to have her soul removed, suddenly raised her hand, blocking it in front of her, and the two eggs steadily fell in the palm of her hand.

Undamaged.

Shi Zhi’s entire movement was fast and smooth, and the noisy surroundings were quiet.

Male idol fan:  ??? What is this special situation?

Shi Zhi twisted her eyebrows, looked down at the egg in her hand, and also didn’t know what was going on.

What about her good retirement life?

However, she still walked in one direction with two eggs in her hand, and finally stood still in front of a round-faced girl.

Shi Zhi opened her mouth, “This egg belongs to you? ”

The round-faced girl was flushed and flushed.
She smashed the eggs and scolded her, but in the crowd, they could attack each other unscrupulously.
She stood face to face with Shi Zhi, and then she began to be timid.

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The other party is so beautiful, and her scent is so fragrant, she is a pretty lady who is hard to meet in reality.

The round-faced girl seemed to have suddenly lost her courage, but she still whispered, “Yes.”

Shi Zhi, “Oh, given back to you.”

She spread out her palms, but the girl with a round face was completely embarrassed and didn’t dare to reach out for it, and even stepped back two steps, “…I don’t want it anymore.”

Shi Zhi classified this as a gift, “Give it to me?”

Round face girl: Hey?

“Um……”

Shi Zhi, “Thank you.”

As he said, under everyone’s weird gaze, he calmly put the two eggs into the LV bag he carried with him.

“Pretend to be a fart!”

(Pretend to be a fart same meaning with what nonsense)

Shi Zhi had just put the egg in her bag, and another curse from the side broke the silence.
This time, someone throws a portable mirror with sharp edges and cold light in the sun.

Compared with this, the egg just now looked very gentle, and the mirror would scratch her face if she were careless, which would be fatal to actors who depend on their faces to eat.

The mirror didn’t get to her face.

Shi Zhi clamped the mirror with two fingers this time.

???

The surroundings became quiet again, but Shi Zhi didn’t care about their reactions, twisting her face in the mirror.

A beautiful face appeared in the mirror, which was very similar to her original appearance, but it was an enhanced beauty version, which was in line with Shi Zhixue’s expectation of beauty.

This undoubtedly made Shi Zhi a little relieved.
Although she hadn’t figured out the situation yet, it was an egg and a mirror.
One after another, Shi Zhi realized what was going on.

Fortunately, the appearance is beautiful, the figure… without careful research, it should also be good.

Shi Zhi did the same as before.
When she walked to the girl who had lost the mirror, the girl instantly lost her anger, and even for a moment, she felt that Shi Zhi was going to hit her.

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Shi Zhi just threw the mirror to the other party, and gave a simple education in a deep voice, “Don’t throw things around.”

At that moment, the girl seemed to feel the death gaze from her old father.

Felt terrified and persuaded.

After this series of hand-held objects, the people who had fiercely surrounded Shi Zhi unknowingly dispersed, and the assistant security guard next to Shi Zhi also rushed out of the encirclement with Shi Zhi who had packed two raw eggs in LV.

After Shi Zhi left, a video went viral on the Internet.

This time it was not the same overwhelming verbal abuse as before, but a series of question marks.

In the video, Shi Zhi picked up the egg with her left hand, lifted her right hand, and clamped the mirror with her fingers.
The whole video was silky smooth to the extreme, and there was no trace of editing at all.

Among the question marks, someone finally uttered the doubts of all netizens.

“What’s the matter, the entertainment industry can’t get mixed up anymore, and Shi Zhi has begun to develop towards the acrobatic world? ”

Not to mention, this acrobatics is really good, very exciting, it is completely unexpected that Shizhi has such a talent.

After being verbally abused for several days, the master who has suddenly been quietly developing acrobatics in the hearts of netizens is now sitting on the bench with a serious face.

An hour ago, when Shi Zhi was frantically cueing through her old company, a mechanical reminder sound finally appeared in her mind.
As an ex-employee, Shi Zhi was already familiar with this sound as much as the class bell of the school.
It belongs to the sound of the system.

To understand the situation with the system, Shi Zhi didn’t even care about the so-called company boss, so she hurried back to this body’s residence.

The system did explain it.

Shi Zhi’s world is a counterattack on Shuangwen in the entertainment industry.
In this novel, the heroine Shuangwen rebounded and embarked on a route of meeting gods, killing gods, meeting buddhas, and killing buddhas after experiencing the Internet blackout and mad attacks by male idol fans.
Thus, she successfully embarked on the pinnacle of her life.

Shi Zhi asked, “But what does this have to do with me?”

She knows that retirees like her will be placed in a small world if they do not return to the real world.
She has also read many similar online articles and even done corresponding tasks.

But what’s the point of telling her that the background is so detailed?

She is here to retire.

Although Shi Zhi had already had bad predictions, the system revealed that she was the female protagonist Shuangwen’s this time.
When she was in the trough period before her rise, Shi Zhi still couldn’t help but want to scold her mother.

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She took a deep breath, “I applied to contact the headquarters, and now there is an error, which is different from the conditions I requested before.” Not only is it different, but there is not much that Shi Zhi expected at all.

At this time, Shi Zi still had little expectation of the conscience of the Quick Transmigration Bureau.
Such a big department, with such an obvious loophole, would not be so dark and shameless, right?

The system was silent for a while, and after a while, it said, [Not much difference, good looks, good figure, money…]

Shi Zhi pointed hard at the empty rental house with few furnishings, and there was still a basin on the ground that was leaking water, so let the system think about it clearly before talking.

When introducing the background of the original body, Shi Zhi felt that this Shuangwen heroine was facing one of the black spots, and it was so outrageous that it was suspected to be taken care of by the rich.

Live here if you are kept?

After the system stops, continue to tell Shi Zhi that there will be money, and even Shi Zhi will become the richest man.
As long as she tore and stepped on it quickly, after following the path of the heroine Shuangwen, she would be discovered by the housekeeper and asked to go back to inherit the inheritance.

Shi Zhi was wrong.
She was wrong because she shouldn’t have conscientious expectations for the Quick Transmigration Bureau.
There was no such thing at all.
It was really black and shameless.

After they made a mistake, they didn’t intend to correct it, and let her, an innocent retiree, pay the bill.
What are the 999 tasks she did? Is there no Labor security Bureau to take care of it?

After seeing it clearly, Shi Zhi finally tore her face and cursed.

(Tore her face: Stop pretended)

It’s the first time the system has seen a woman change her face so quickly, and it doesn’t take much time to switch from a gentle employee to a grumpy old girl.

“Wait.”

Shi Zhi paused her irritability.
She noticed something and walked quickly toward the kitchen stove.

There were two eggs boiled in a pan on the stove over there.
It was the two eggs that the previous male idol fan smashed at her and was finally put into the LV bag.

The LV bag was taken away by the company.
The original body was jingle bells, and the whole body appearance was arranged by the company.
The two eggs were not easy to take, so Shi Zi borrowed the staff to take out plastic bags and brought them back.

There was no food at all in this small shabby house, and Shi Zhi boiled these two eggs.

In the original plot, Shuangwen heroine Shi Zhi was hit by a male idol fan with an egg on her forehead.
She was embarrassed and was also photographed with ugly photos, thus beginning a bottoming out and rebounding journey to dominate the entertainment industry.

At this moment, she took out the two tool eggs from the pot and didn’t know which one had opened the original plot.
She measured them one by one for a few seconds, and then knocked them down towards the edge of the table.

After two successive “clicks” of the eggshell cracking, Shi Zhi looked at the eggshell in the perfect shape and the soft light-emitting protein under the light, revealing the first gratifying smile since coming here.

It’s cooked and ready to eat.

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