21st Century Archmage

“Kyaa~!”

The clear, pure, and clean cobalt waters of the Mediterranean flowed below the resort.

Having changed into cool flower print shorts, I was now drinking fresh tropical fruit juice while sitting on a beach chair, in the shade. Itd been briefly noisy because of Ms.Wang losing her senses upon seeing the ocean, but wed soon all taken up rooms in the resort with people we liked. After a Mediterranean lunch, which was comprised of all sorts of seafood, we were enjoying a relaxing afternoon.

‘A place like this is a scenic paradise, theres nothing more I could want.

This was the ideal relaxation that I had dreamed of. A youthful adolescence enjoyed with the ever-so-blue sea and the worlds most beautiful women at my side in hot, but not sticky weather.

Even though he was rotting in money, I wasnt jealous at all of my master, who locked himself up in the underground magic tower and guffawed while watching TV.

So what if he was an 8th Circle Mage. I wasnt jealous at all. After all, he had been so crazy about magic that he never got to ride the stormy period of adolescence, a truly important time in life.

“Hohoho!”

“Hahahaha! S-stop that!”

‘Huhu, everyone went to the swimming pool, I see.

As was seemly for a 6-star hotel, in terms of facilities, it didnt fall behind any first-class hotel. With a spa, sauna, swimming pool, buffet, restaurant, bar, yoga studio, fitness gym, library, and etc., there was nothing it didnt have. Moreover, we could use all the facilities as much as we wanted. Matching their lively youth, the kids had eaten lunch, changed into their swimsuits without a hitch, and had gathered in the swimming pool.

‘Shall I go, too?

For some reason, Marisol had prepared a suite room for my private use.

‘Ye-rin is probably there, too. And… Ms. Lee as well. Huhuhu.

The artful bodies of the two women made my chest burn at the mere thought of them. With bated breath, I headed to the outdoors swimming pool.

“Hyuk~!”

‘Guhh!

The slightly nasally voice of a woman called me as I walked towards the swimming pool.

‘Hot damn! Is that really the body of a human being?

A sensuous body with a Venus-level, slender S-line, which didnt even know the meaning of flat! Her large boobs of absolute fertility would make even milk cows cry and hail them asyour highnesses. The important parts were just barely hidden by two white strings, and painted in white jade skin was her slim, pencil-thin waist, so small that it was regrettable. Under that were her sexy legs, as stretched out as the highway. Tied together with string was her swimsuit, which could certainly be called panties.

‘Big sis Marisol, why do you want to make this young one fall into cardiac arrest?

Having appeared like the the reincarnation of a perfect beauty, Marisol would make even an ascetic who had undergone meditation training for 30 years, and was about to reach nirvana, ask to drink a glass of rice liquor with her. The peculiar smile on her lips was pouring oil all over my blazing heart.

“Ha, haha, Marisol.”

My eyes moved wildly as I smiled awkwardly.

“Hyuk, do you have time in the evening today?”

“Huh? T-the evening?”

‘Big sis, why do you ask. Keuu, of course Ive got plenty of time.

“Maybe. I have to make a campfire with the kids, and also…”

Contrary to my thoughts, the sounds that came out of me were half rejection. I had no confidence that Id be able to take it if Marisol were to come out like this at night, too. I was still just a rugged panther that had only grown enough to move out of his parents house.

“Hoho, I will wait for you. Even if I have to stay up all night…” After saying some strangely suggestive words, Marisol threw a wink at me.

‘My hearts gonna burst. Seriously…

Even without this, her looks that resembled Sophie Marceau made my heart go thumping every time I saw her. But Marisol had explicitly invited me.

‘Aaagh! How can a butt be so attractive!

I watched Marisols back as she walked towards the ocean after leaving me a wink. Every time her explosively sexy tush twitched, the flesh on my cheeks also twitched.

‘Until the East Seas waters run dry and Mt. Baekdu is worn away…

I began singing the national anthem.

Just about every man knew that singing the national anthem was the best thing for cooling a blazing heart.

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“Hoho, refreshing!”

“Im so happy! Im so happy I could die!”

The gently blowing Mediterranean wind tickled the long palm leaves as it whispered past, and the fairies under the trees were immersed in playing in the water, unaware that a woodcutter was visiting.

[T/N: Refers to a famous Korean folktale. A woodcutter manages to take a fairy as his wife by hiding her winged clothing while she is bathing. For the full story, look it up.]

‘For Hye-jin to have a body like that! Oohh, Joo-hees body gives off such luster—!

Honestly, besides Ye-rin and Ms. Lee Ji-hae, I hadnt expected much from the other girls in our class. But a few of the ladies splashing like freshly caught mermaids were more than enough to make me happy.

‘As expected!

And upon discovering two women who didnt disappoint my expectations, I nodded. I didnt know when the two of them had become friends, but they were chummily lying on beach chairs and enjoying a sun tan.

They were just 10 meters away from me.

Even without Magic Eye, which would let me see far distances, I was perfectly able to record everything about the two girls in my mind.

‘D-dayummm.

That was what the young man Morco spluttered every time he saw his fake wife, Song Dam-bi in the show,We Got Married Yesterday.

[T/N: The actual show is calledWe Got Married. It pairs up celebrities in make-believe marriages. One of the pairs was a model named Marco and a singer/actress named Son Dam-bi.]

The exclamation was really, vibrantly satisfying to say. It was the ultimate exclamation for a woman who brought infinite delight to your eyes, and even set your spirit ablaze. Though they fell short of Marisol, there was only one word that was sufficient to express the silhouettes of the incredibly smooth bodies of the two ladies who were lying down with their knees slightly bent.

‘Dayummm was the only word that cut it.

If Marisols figure was the Angelina Jolie style westerners figure, then even though the two girls fell slightly short, they were still well-proportioned beauties who would definitely show anyone looking that this was the beauty of the East.

‘I made an outstanding choice!

My goal had been to have a vacation that completely blew away the fatigue in my body and mind. It was an unexpected, spontaneous vacation that was meant to crush Hwang Sung-taek, but as far as choices went, it was totally awesome.

The saying,Catch the pheasant, pick the egg, and kill two birds with one stone existed for a situation like this.

“Hyuk, whats up?”

‘Eh?

I heard a friendly voice from behind my back. With a feeling of foreboding, I turned my head slightly.

“ARGH!”

‘Holy shit! Oh Lord!

Maybe this is how it would feel to be on an incredibly refreshing walk on the beach with the woman you loved, and then have a small bird poop right into your eyes. It was so disconcerting that I didnt know where to put my eyes.

“What? Whats wrong? Is there something on my face?”

Ms. Wang was startled by my scream, which was unusual coming from me. She must have played for a long time on the beach, because her caked-on makeup had been completely washed away, revealing her naked face.

‘Gaaah, dear Lord! Why did you send me this kind of trial!

It was as if I was experiencing a terrible Freeze magic, which not only cooled my feelings a hundred-fold more effectively than singing the national anthem, but also froze them. The beautiful memories I had made while looking at Marisol, Ye-rin, and Ms. Lee Ji-hae were attacked and reformatted by a virus.

Her poorly proportioned body wasnt even a 6 head-to-body ratio but a 5 head-to-body ratio.

[T/N: Head-to-body ratio is how long your body is compared to your head. The Korean ideal is a body that is 10 times longer than the head, which equals a small head and very long legs. So basically, Ms. Wang has a big head and a squat body.]

I hadnt expected her to have long hair. However, she must have harvested some kelp from the beach, because a string of seaweed was stuck in her muddy, curly hair.

The horror of the naked face below was…At least in school, it wasnt this bad. She had some mercy, because she went around with her face caked in makeup, which made it bearable to see. But, even if it was a slight exaggeration, the face that was revealed under the scorching Mediterranean sun made me want to take out my eyes and wash them in clean water.

‘Where did her eyebrows go? And what is that field of blackheads supposed to be?

I thought the story about the man who saw his wife after she came out of the shower during their honeymoon and yelled,WHERE IS MY WIFE” was just a legend, but…That was how much of a shock Ms. Wang Sun-nyeos face was to me— it was truly a face I hadnt ever imagined until now. It was enough to make my illusions about women immigrate all the way to Africa.

‘Dear Lord, why do you grant me both joy and misery at the same time?!

She hadnt even had a baby, but an ET level potbelly could be freely seen above her swimsuit— at the sight of such a teacher putting on the air of an alluring(?) woman in front of me, I clenched my eyes shut. If I looked at her any longer, I would receive such mental damage that I wouldnt be able to go to school anymore.

“Hyuk, whats wrong? Are you hurt somewhere?”

‘Graagh! After closing my eyes without responding, I felt a black evil stretching towards my foreheadI cant let that happen! The purity Ive guarded up till now will be—!

The warmth that was quickly approaching my face shocked me back to my senses.

“Ah! I-it sure is hot!”

RUUUN!

In the moment of crisis when my teachers hand was about to meet my flesh, I whirled around right then and there, and flung myself into the swimming pool. All throughout, I was doing my best to erase the magic formula that made you shit blood, a spell that frequently popped into my head…

* * *

“Eh, ehh? Whats going on?”

After returning his disciple to his native country and losing someone to nag at everyday as a result, Archmage Aidal watched the idiot box broadcasts of various nations to kill time. For the first time in a while, he went down to the basement to check the magic circle and stammered his surprise.

“The mana is exploding, its exploding!”

Though hed thought it would stay stable for a year at the very least, providing time for his outstanding disciple to get used to magic, the mana of the Dimensional Travel circle was rampaging. Because it was an enormous amount of mana that he had done his best to concentrate, produce, and gather for the sake of dimensional travel, if it exploded, not only the magic tower, but hundreds of kilometers of the surrounding area would certainly become a sea of flames.

“Hyuk, Im sorry. Though you were supposed to have fun for a while… sobsob! Never forget the feelings of love this master of yours has for you.”

All of Hyuks card activity, as well as his everyday life, was thoroughly reported to the Mage Aidal. Aidal had been awed by his disciples remarkable adaptability— Hyuk happily took the gifts and used them as if they were his. In any case, the money Aidal had earned on the Earth was so deeply invested that even if Hyuk were to use hundreds of thousands a day, it still wouldnt run dry.

Even so, Aidal was amazed by the sight of such a young guy spending hundreds, thousands, and now millions, for the sake of bragging to his classmates.

If he had been curious about how his so-called master was faring, he could have asked the female staff member Aidal had dispatched from the group, but his disciple seemed to have completely erased his master from his mind.